Questions to raise before that:
a) Maybe i lack vision ?
b) Maybe i am not working hard enough ?
All the same, theres an ego and about 50 grand a month in overhead riding on the phonecall
- i HATE firing people / getting people fired -
- But if you look at the scenario as one where you are bleeding cash in Lacs per month, paying a couple of blokes 50 grand a month to do it - theres only one answer. No?
Gyaan for all my blog's faithful followers*
(*Ha! laugh today ye asses, ye will all regret it for sure, for i shall one day run a blog as popular as Da Real ShaQq is on Twitter. $#%&!)
-> NEVER get into management, atleast when youre too young. Even if your father owns the company and pushes you in.
-> Look for a job where some guy on top tells you what to do and someguys below you in the pecking order present their arses once in a while to get gently kicked and massage your ego. Even if it doesnt pay much nor is any fun. Look for such a niche, settle down - tear up promotion appraisal forms or use them to practice coloring with crayons - find a girlfriend who looks like Megan fox - and be content to stay with the job.
-> If forced to work in the HR field, for pete's sake work for the HIRING department, even if you just push papers and lick arses all day. Do NOT become a managerial type in the HR field even if they offer you double money and 2 dozen vestal virgins as compensation - you have to FIRE people then. It is not a happy situation to be in.
Goddamn! the heat must be getting to me.

2 comments:
Loved the gyaan # 1. :P
Megan Fox as girl friend? :o Earth to Abhikoo.. Earth to Abhikoo.. Return back to base....
PS - the best way to fire the blokes who get 50 grand a month for a useless work is to give them a completely idiotic assignment that you'd definitely know the solution/ends up in utter confusion. This way their time to solve a simple issue/mind is at stake. Now u have a reason to fire them.... (Onnum puriyila illa :D)
ROTFL youre as braindead as i am :x
But Megan fox is majorly droolworthy, no ?
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