Dont have much energy left to actually sit on half hour long blog posts these days, but as i see its been a longish gap since i got down to completing any new post - its about time we remedied the situation.
Ive ben busy - BRUTAL travel schedule - to Brasil for a few days waking 1 am daily to do indian work - back via bombay - stopover there for work onto Pune on visits, chennai for a day and back to the village earlier today.
In bombay after quite sometime, spent quality time out with C & T - separately - sitting up until the wee hours of the morning gossiping & talking about nonsensical things like schoolgirls.
C's alcohol tolerance hasnt improved one bit - T, as usual 'the rock' and i, surprisingly wasnt so far behind. C starts smiling when drunk, T starts blabbing nonsense, uses a lot of bad words and me of course, um, normally do not get drunk - but you know, i do my thing :x
C is much better these days, having nearly crawled out of the hole he'd dug himself into - and T, lives in this posh apartment in Wadala, rooming with high flying amit123 types (Incidentally from Delhi) getting through incredible amount of living expense, booze and um, im sure, porno.
He also gave me more dope on his clearing several levels on his quest for the girlfriend ('serious' 'tambrahm' 'non-braburning') - all the stuff, with generous gyaan thrown in between - delivered with a serious poker face over a 12 pm ish dinner & coffee in wadala. Hes supposed to have reached a level where 'only minor financial milestones' separate him, marriage & mamahood and in a year or 'max' 2 - he 'should be' old enough.
He asks me, poker face intact, what 'milestones' do i have in my mind - now that i appear to be financially 'well settled' - he then proceeded to show me a mobile phone photo of this girl he was,um, seeing (!? - dont remember what exact word he used - 'seeing' seems correct - he did not say 'dating' or 'going out')
- Sooo like T - always making progress along a well thoughtout route.
He, of course, in anticipation of such scenarios has been long honing his skillsets and is today amongst the most skilled practioners of the art of - 'talking chickenshit on the mobile, often when half asleep but always after 12 pm', doing conversations like:
T: mmm, thoongaporen. sema thookam thookama varadhu
Female: $#*#&%*#&$
T: mmmm, padhinoru manikki thaan vanden saptutu. friends oda imax poirunden. chinese saptom. karthala ezhundukanum.
Female: $#%#$#$#$#$#$
T: mmmm, hmmmm
Female: #$(#$*#($##$#
T: ohh, cheri cheri.hmmmmm
and so on. come back after an hour - hes still half asleep - but still holding onto the mobile saying "hmmmm.mmmmm.okay chheri. good night. chalo" and still showing no sign of hanging the damn phone up.
And in T's opinion - such skillsets are VITAL to even attempt Level 1 in beginner mode - he looks at me and almost involuntarily mutters - 'hopeless'. And as per his expert assessment - I have 'growing up to do' be 'less of a sarcastic bas$#%d' and 'travel less'. C thinks i am 'still' a 'hopeless coward', nod of the head, and adds another 'hopeless'
But overall, i was, as always, thoroughly entertained, well fed and yes, well watered.
Have another post (more serious) half done - but will save the bull until the weekend maybe. enough shot here already.
*yawn*
Thursday, 16 April 2009
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2 comments:
The Chick-Madakify curriculum seems as strenuous as a PhD in metaphysics.... By the way u haven't yet gone 'hopeless'... But it won't take eternity for u to go into that mode if you continue chicken shitting with life (linked to business and business alone)
aha. another 'expert' shoots gyaan into the fray :x
u blow the scenario up as if im some big business stud controlling a double digit percentage of India's GDP - they are partially correct u know. im as hopeless as they come :x
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