A very productive day -

Perhaps the only blemish was the incident at the Gym today - The darned water dispenser had two blue coloured taps and i assumed that no one wud be fool enough to mark both blue and then make one boiling hot and the other cold -

With just a little swig i fucken near burned my mouth - and spit it all out and said "FUCK" loud enough for several people to stop working out and stare at me.

Ive been licking bloody ice with my sore tongue for the past hour.

What kind of retarded cretins will actually buy a dispenser to make boiling water AND mark both taps blue !?

Moral of the Story: Be *bloody* ware of water dispensers